The Girl/Lock and Guy/Key Analogy
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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“If a key can open a bunch of locks, it’s viewed as a master key and is awesome to have. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, well that’s a pretty shitty lock if you ask me.”
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provisional win as I’ve seen that quote elsewhere. also first
Comment by Yeah but — February 4, 2010 @ 1:17 am
haha you stupid fuck, why are you reading this?
Comment by get gone — February 4, 2010 @ 7:26 am
Yeah, and if a person refuses to give a blowjob they are uptight and old fashioned but if they give one they’re called a cocksucker
Comment by Grant — February 4, 2010 @ 12:05 pm
There’s your answer Shar. Society is sexist.
Comment by Sara — February 4, 2010 @ 7:40 pm
That’s what a cocksucker is, Grant.
Comment by Marc — February 4, 2010 @ 7:56 pm
Wow, I’ve never seen as much plagiarism as this. This was posted on http://www.bash.org atleast 4 years ago. Shame on all of you.
Comment by Obsvervant Oscar — February 4, 2010 @ 9:45 pm
@Obsvervant Oscar: I know I’ve actually seen this somewhere a long time ago, but I didn’t remember where
I may have found it on bash though: http://www.bash.org/?908184
Comment by johntash — February 5, 2010 @ 1:52 am
I’d like to slit the throat of whoever put this on stumble. I see this like twice a day, goddamn.
Comment by Thumbs Down — February 15, 2010 @ 5:55 pm
Your all pretty stupid if you think your opinions matter a dam.
Comment by God's unwanted child — February 16, 2010 @ 1:25 am
Yes, lets reduce complete human being to non-sentient objects. Because we totally have no more worth than a lock or key, and we certainly could have any other values.
Comment by Clark — February 16, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
I’M SO PISSED THAT THIS HAS BEEN ON THE INTERNET BEFOREEEE
Comment by concerned citizen — March 10, 2010 @ 6:27 pm
Whoa whoa calm down. I’m a woman and I found it funny. Obviously it is a false correlation but its still humorous damnit.
Comment by Keari — April 15, 2010 @ 10:02 am
this was done much better by someone else not using a facebook comment wall generator program. way to make it sound like a casual conversation you cockwaffler.
Comment by Misanthropy Today — April 16, 2010 @ 4:51 am
Brandon needs to learn about locks and keys if you know how master key systems and locks really work his analogy is incorrect. A lock needs to be what is call master keyed for a master key to work in it( the lock is made to work off more then one key ). I am a locksmith by trade and have worked on many master key systems.
And yes it is sexist view that we have about women sleeping about with lots of partners, but one never hears about the slut being sacrificed to the volcano god.
Comment by ajd — May 14, 2010 @ 1:56 am
use condom’s, and remember birth control is not 100% effective.
so long as your safe YOUR COOL! fuck that was lame.
Comment by elek — May 16, 2010 @ 5:28 am