Ever wondered how many bottles of Bawls you could drink? Or how many cans of redbull, amp, crunk, rockstar, etc. it would take?
Now you can find out! Death by Caffeine lets you enter your weight and select an energy drink; it then tells you approximately what it’ll take to kill you.

Of course.. I wouldn’t recommend actually TRYING to drink this many(even if you don’t die, bad things are bound to happen).
Here’s some math:
134 bottles of bawls at $1.50 each is $201 .
134 bottles of bawls is about 1340 oz.
134 bottles of bawls with 66.7mg caffeine each is about 8937.8mg of caffeine.
134 bottles of bawls with 32g of sugar each is 4288grams of sugar.
I wonder how long caffeine actually stays in your body.. Either way, if anyone comes up to me offering to bong bawls; I’ll make sure I count the bottles first!
[Energy Fiend] is a cool site about caffeine and energy drinks. You should really go check it out and learn something.
posted by johntash at
11:11 am

Yesterday Uncommon Loot launched its new candy bar product Headshot. Headshot is a new energy candy bar filled with lots of highly caffeinated ingredients. All Games held an interview in one of their podcasts about headshot. You can listen to it here.
Currently it doesn’t look like there are any distributors, but if you want some you can place an order by calling 317-837-5100.
Btw. Here’s a list of ingredients:
Glucose, Milk Chocolate Coating (sugar, fractionated palm kernel oil, milk powder, cocoa, cocoa processed with alkali, sorbitan tristearate (an emulsifier), Lecithin, and vanilla), Brown Rice Crisp (Rice Flour, Evaporated Cane Juice, Sea Salt, Malt Extract), Rolled Oats, Toffee Bits (Sugar, Butter, Almonds, Whole Milk, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate Liquor, Salt, Artificial Flavor, Soy Lecithin, Natural Flavor), Dextrose, Dextrin Sugar, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Gum Acacia, Soy Lecithin (as emulsifier).
100mg of Guarana
Allergens : Contains Milk, Peanut, Soy, Tree nuts, Wheat.
[Source: Uncommon Loot, makers of Headshot]
posted by johntash at
2:29 pm