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You can help stop Uwe Boll!

Friday, April 11, 2008

I was browsing the CAD forums today and saw this thread about a petition to stop Uwe Boll from making more movies.

First off, the link to the petition is :

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

I signed it and was #182523.   Supposedly if this reaches 1 million signatures, Uwe Boll will stop making movies.  If you don’t know who he is.  Check out his imdb profile.  I personally don’t think his movies are complete crap, but I do agree that he usually has almost no understanding of the games he tries to turn into movies.  Postal looks pretty damn funny, but I don’t know if it’ll be another let-down or not.

Anyway. Go sign the petition!  Only 817,477 signatures are still needed!

-[j_T]

posted by johntash at 5:41 pm  

George Romero’s Resident Evil Movie Script

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

george_romeroGeorge Romero, the guy behind most of the great Zombie movies, originally wrote a script for the movie portrayal of Resident Evil.

Night of the Living Dead

Dawn of the Dead

Day of the Dead

Land of the Dead

Originally, Romero was set to write the theatrical version of Resident Evil, but there were conflicts of interest with the director.

EXT JILL’S APARTMENT MORNING

…JILL, heavily ARMED, in UNIFORM, wearing a beret that has an insignia… S.T.A.R.S. She rushes down the front path and jumps into A HUMMER with THREE OTHER TROOPERS on board. The vehicle pulls instantly away…

…leaving Chris, looking through the window, puzzled, angry, and very much wounded.

I was browsing through ZombieReportingCenter dot com and came across this article which led me to the script.  I remembered hearing from a friend that Romero was supposed to write or direct Resident Evil but I never read the script or knew anyone who had.

George Romero’s version of the movie starts out completely different.   It starts with some mishaps in a lab being watched through a video screen, then cuts to Chris Redfield feeding some eagles.  After seeing something that freaks him out Chris goes back to Jill Valentines apartment and gets in bed with her.  They talk about how alone they are and then eventually Jill wakes up before Chris because she gets a call from S.T.A.R.S and has to leave.

Oh, and there was something to do with a guy and horses somewhere in that sequence..

EXT   THE FOREST   MORNING

DEEP IN THE HEART OF THE MIST... THE HUMMER bounces over
non-roads and stops fifty yards from...

...A PAIR OF IRON GATES, each wrought with the letter "A".
Beyond, the shifting fog offers momentary glimpses of...
A MANSION.  Huge.  Like Xandau.  THE TROOPERS, amazed,
climb out and approach the gates.
It looks like they're still going to the Mansion!


A deep, animal SNARL comes from the woods.  The troopers
raise their weapons as they peer into the underbrush.  The
fog keeps sunlight from penetrating.  The forest is a maze
of dark shadows. Leaves flutter.  Limbs SNAP.  Then...

DARK SHAPES can be seen moving, circling.  A half-dozen
of them.  Maybe more.  Jill whips out a transmitter and
quickly types an access code.
It didn't take long for the suspense to start building up.
After this scene it goes to some more recognizable characters like Wesker and Barry Burton.Chris gets out of bed, Helicopters land outside on the street of Raccoon City and attempt to evacuate everybody.

Chris beats up some guards, saves a sheriff and goes to his. . farm? I guess the guy with the horses was running Chris’s farm for him.  The old guy’s laying on the ground dying next to three of the horses that are also dead.


Barry looks worried. His instincts are asking... "We might
need... 'help'".  Against what? We only see this in his eyes,
he says nothing as...

...Wesker leads the team through the woods, unaware of...

...CHRIS, following behind, crouching around trees and
bushes, not a trained commando, but comfortable with the
land, a natural warrior using ancestral instincts.

Chris makes his way through the woods and follows the S.T.A.R.S team members that just landed.  This is only about page 16 of the script, but so far it seems like it would have made a pretty decent movie.

Go over to the Movie Script Place and read the rest of the script.  I might finish reading it all and review it some point in the future but for right now I’ll leave that up to you guys.

posted by johntash at 5:38 pm  

Golden Halo

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Yay… only most of the month till Halo3. Bungie is saying its already gone gold, being manufactured in giant monolithic buildings. My god, its full of stars. Me and Levi plan on playing the first two games in the trilogy before raping the fuck out of an onslaught of brute hordes in H3. Until then I’ll be playing the Call of duty 4 beta, of which is quite good. It feels like a call of duty game, and I suck at it just as badly too. My only tactic is to run around with an AK47 and mow down any thing in front of me that may have been taken by surprise. When you get to lvl 4 you can create your own class, I call mine the Mikhail Kalashnikov special. It consists of the three perks; RPGx2, Stoping Power, and Last Stand.

Well thats all I have to say, Jt made me. and here is a halo commercial from Korea…YAY.


posted by Kanchi_r0b0t at 8:31 pm  

Bioshock Launch Commercial

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Bioshock is the game I’ve probably wanted the most this year. The demo is out on the 360 and it’s badass even if it’s a little short. Bioshock comes out in two days on the 21st of August.

This is the commercial airing on the TV for it.

posted by johntash at 3:30 pm  

Halo Wars Gameplay Footage from E3

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Here’s some gameplay footage from the Halo RTS game, Halo Wars.  It looks pretty cool so far.


Watch the HD version here at GameTrailers.

Read more for the older trailers

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posted by johntash at 12:18 am  

Hitman: The Movie : The Trailer

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I completely forgot to post this video the other day.

Here’s the first trailer for Hitman: The Movie 


It doesn’t have Jason Statholm or Vin Diesel in it.  Both of them look more like 47 than this guy, but oh well.  Hopefully it’ll be a badass movie anyway.

posted by johntash at 4:44 am  

Grand Theft Auto IV Trailer

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Friday night, Rockstar released the debut GTA IV trailer. Check it out.


Also. Check this out: How TiSP Works



posted by johntash at 1:18 am  
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