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Some optimizing to thesh17 downloading time

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I followed the advice from gHacks and started optimizing thesh17 a little bit better.

I installed the css-compress wordpress plugin that automatically gzips .css files, and it reduced the (~)download time from 28.85 seconds on a 56k modem to 23 seconds. That alone is pretty good, but I decided to re-enable the normal gzip support in wordpress too, so that all pages are gzipped before being sent to your browser. This didn’t have much effect on thesh17, so it was still at 23 seconds.

I’ll still keep messing around with things I find, but for right now the main page is less than 100k with all images, scripts, and stylesheets loaded. On a T1 or a good cable connection that’s around 4 or 5 seconds. With any luck, I can get it lower. Check it out for yourself.

posted by johntash at 11:44 pm  

Video of the Day: Best Penalty Ever

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Yay for Gary finding a video.


posted by johntash at 11:03 pm  

Video of the Day: Super Mario 64 Speedrun

Saturday, March 17, 2007

This guy uses some glitches, but it’s still really cool and makes me miss playing n64.

Super Mario 64 speed run in a little over 20 minutes :


posted by johntash at 1:47 am  

Make Money While you Surf? Pyramid style

Friday, March 16, 2007

AGLOCO sounds a lot like those old toolbars you could download and make money while you surf.   It’s not released yet, but you can still build your network.

Their pitch for the service seems to be “Everything you do on the internet makes money for someone else. Every time you do a search, buy something, download something, or join a community, you help others make money while you make nothing. Its now time for you to re-claim some of that money.”

So join my AGLOCO network, learn about it, and eventually make some money.

posted by johntash at 1:16 pm  

Video of the Day: FWD ftw

Friday, March 16, 2007

I stumbled on this video.  Watch how they park, I wanna learn to do that.  I have a front wheel drive car, but I’d probably die 🙁


Source: AutoBeat | blog Auto news, reviews, concepts, auto shows, first drive: Amazing Driving Skills

posted by johntash at 10:55 am  

Joke : Cybersex

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Cybersex

This is a transcript of an actual cyber sex session.

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather miniskirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I’m 6’3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I’m also wearing an old T-shirt, it’s got some barbecue sauce stains on it and it smells kind of funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We’re in my bedroom. There’s soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up into your eyes and I’m smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I’m gulping. I’m beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I’m pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now, I’m unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I’m moaning softly.
Wellhung: I’m taking hold of your blouse and I’m sliding it softly off.
Sweetheart: I’m throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off of my warm body. I’m rubbing your bulge faster now, rubbing and pulling.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in your blouse. I’m sorry.
Sweetheart: That’s, OK. It wasn’t really too expensive.
Wellhung: I’ll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don’t worry about it! I’m wearing a lacy black bra, my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and harder.
Wellhung: I’m fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it’s stuck. Do you have scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air caresses my breasts, nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I’m picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I’m arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I’m dropping the bra. Now I’m licking your, you know, breasts. They’re neat!
Sweetheart: I’m running my fingers through your hair. Now I’m nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: WHAT?
Wellhung: I’m so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I’m wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I’m taking your sopping wet blouse from you and throwing it in the corner of the room.
Sweetheart: OK. I’m pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I’m screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!
Sweetheart: I’m pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I’m pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.
Sweetheart: What’s the matter?
Wellhung: I’ve got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I’m choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I’m having a coughing fit. I’m turning all red.
Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

Wellhung: I’m running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink
Wellhung: I’m drinking a cup of water. There that’s better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I’m washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I’m aching for you lover.
Wellhung: Now I’m drying the cup. I’m putting it back in the cabinet. And now I’m walking back to the bedroom. Wait it’s dark, I’m lost. Where is the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I’m tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed against each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don’t you take your glasses off?
Wellhung: OK. But I can’t see very well. I’m placing my glasses on the nightstand.
Sweetheart: I’m bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I’m fumbling my way blindly to the bathroom
Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it’s dark. I’m feeling around for the toilet and lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I’m waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I’m done going. I’m feeling around for the flush handle. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What’s the matter now?
Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I’m walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: Now I’m going to put my, you know, thing in your umm, woman’s thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I’m touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. Ma’am, I’m having a little problem here.
Sweetheart: I’m moving my ass back and forth. I can’t wait another second. Slide it in! Screw me!
Wellhung: I’m flaccid.
Sweetheart: WHAT?
Wellhung: I’m limp. I can’t sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I’m standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I’m shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener all floppy. I’m looking for my glasses to see what the problem is.
Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I’m getting dressed, I’m putting on my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait. I can’t find the night table. I’m reaching across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I’m buttoning my blouse. I’m putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: Now I’ve found my glasses. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I’m pointing at it with a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell! I’m logging off, LOSER!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!

from: mik0r posted this link in IRC

posted by johntash at 6:18 pm  

Video of the Day: AYDS!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

“Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AYDS?!”


posted by johntash at 12:03 am  
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