Soooo.. I was driving down I75 just north of Detroit (around Madison Heights) today on my way to a job interview…. And then it happens.

I spot it up ahead about… oh shit only 6 car lengths ahead… must, swerve, and get away before it sucks me into its black abyss!! ARGH!!! TOO LATE!!!

I tried my hardest to run it off the road, but Steve Balmer was in the passenger’s seat throwing chairs out the window at me. =(