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Sunday, March 23, 2008

So, I’m Levi and I’m gonna be writing for the site now!  Lets get this shit underway.

Usually I’m pretty opinionated about my music ask anyone of my friends.  I just know what I’m talking about when it comes to bands (trust me) but bands like Linkin Park piss me off and heres why…Now me just saying all their songs sound the same wouldn’t really be a great arguement it would sound like an opinion but heres a fact: it’s not and heres my proof.   http://www.hometracked.com/2007/05/29/all-linkin-park-songs-look-the-same/ now take a look at that read it all up and soak it all in.

Enought about those guys.  On a lighter note I have succeded in finding myself a wife.  I have to get a ticket to France and find this girl.  I’ll do it eventually.

She’s the one standing in the yellow, not the one with crazy hair on the piano.

Levi and Lucie has a special ring right?


posted by Levi at 4:08 pm  

The Moldy Peaches – Anyone Else But You (Cover by ConsiderTheKids)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

I told my friend Levi I’d post a video of him and his sister covering Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches, so here it is.


If you like it, please give it a good rating or at least comment.

posted by johntash at 5:06 pm  

Extremely Hard Super Mario Mod

Sunday, June 17, 2007


I’d hate to play this version.   Whoever made it is a sick bastard.

posted by johntash at 8:42 am  

Facts of Life : VotD

Monday, May 7, 2007

Here’s another from Lazyboy. Lyrics Below.


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posted by johntash at 3:19 pm  

Weird Al – Smells Like Nirvana : VotD

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Weird Al’s Music Video for Smells Like Nirvana


posted by johntash at 10:05 pm  

Video of the Day: Underwear Goes Inside Your Pants

Sunday, April 15, 2007

I love this song. If you haven’t heard any songs buy Lazyboy, you should download.. buy and listen to some.


Here’s the lryics. There’s a lot of good points, right?


Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

 

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

 

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

 

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just:”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

 

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

 

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.

 

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”

 

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.

posted by johntash at 6:32 am  

Video of the Day: Lego Circle Circle Dot Dot

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Yeah, so my videos of the day.  They aren’t very daily lately.  Post some videos in the forum, or email me some or something; I’ll build up a queue.


posted by johntash at 12:49 am  
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